Jesus Christ!

So like there are a lot of rumors going on about me and stuff so I've decided to make my own blogz to get out my feelings and stuffz. So like I'm Jesus Christ... no big deal. Just like hit me up!

Life in the after life can be hella hectic but I always make time for Mob Wives on my Sunday routine.  - Jesus Christ 

Like Adele said “However far away I will always love you” remember this when you are down children the fatherz is there for some lulz… - Jesus Christ 

Nene Leakes and I have something in common… tons of haters! We are both “Very rich bitches” I’m blessed with my own holy spirit to pour down on the masses!! AMEN! Judas tried to give me away but look here bitch here I shall remain! - Jesus Christ 

Nene Leakes and I have something in common… tons of haters! We are both “Very rich bitches” I’m blessed with my own holy spirit to pour down on the masses!! AMEN! Judas tried to give me away but look here bitch here I shall remain! - Jesus Christ 

(Source: neneleakespreachit)

Jesus wouldn’t do this. - Jesus Christ  itsatrippledthang: Wut the fuck?? Really??

Jesus wouldn’t do this. - Jesus Christ 

itsatrippledthang:

Wut the fuck?? Really??

My flying nun bitches - Jesus 

My flying nun bitches - Jesus 

(via holy-soup)

americawakiewakie asked: Dear God, You have an epic blog and a great sense of humor. You know..I always knew you were a funny guy. Every since I realized how bad my shit stinks and how you designed me intentionally to have to squat over it and smell it until I'm done. That's some funny shit (pun intended, I know you get it God).

Thank you my child! I’m so glad we can come together over tumblr and experience some real life g shit. - Jesus Christ